Written by Isaac Nelson
Fortunately, I was going to California on a plane.
Unfortunately, I fell out of the plane.
Fortunately, I fell in a haystack.
Unfortunately, I missed the haystack.
Fortunately, I was okay.
Unfortunately, then a car ran over me.
Fortunately, it missed.
Unfortunately, a plane fell on me.
Fortunately, I was okay.
Unfortunately I was a hobo.
Fortunately, I got some food.
Unfortunately, I fainted.
Fortunately, I was okay.
Unfortunately, I was a hobo again.
Fortunately I liked being a hobo.
And fortunately I survived.
The End.
