Fortunately......

Written by Isaac Nelson

Fortunately, I was going to California on a plane.

Unfortunately, I fell out of the plane.

Fortunately, I fell in a haystack.

Unfortunately, I missed the haystack.

Fortunately, I was okay.

Unfortunately, then a car ran over me.

Fortunately, it missed.

Unfortunately, a plane fell on me.

Fortunately, I was okay.

Unfortunately I was a hobo.

Fortunately, I got some food.

Unfortunately, I fainted.

Fortunately, I was okay.

Unfortunately, I was a hobo again.

Fortunately I liked being a hobo.

And fortunately I survived.

The End.